I got bored at work, so I downloaded #Monopoly #BINGO . ugh. I think I just aged about 70 years old cuz I find this to be addicting. #ilookyoung #asiangene #oldpeoplegambling #cantstopwontstoppleasestop
we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her
the main thing i hate about christmas is the fact i am too poor to buy lovely gifts for all the sweet people in my life that deserve them
Carefree, if only for a moment
The French charity the Mimi Foundation told 20 cancer patients they would give them makeovers. All that was required of them was to keep their eyes closed to make the reveal more exciting. The patients expected that when they opened their eyes, they would look beautiful — but they got something else completely.
this made me feel better
today, when i went into the kitchen to grab some grilled chicken for lunch, the chefs were all whispering how i was getting so much food and how i was getting fat. excuse me? first off, yes, i’ll admit that i’ve been getting pudgier. but that doesn’t mean i’m fat. i’ve been stress eating. i may not have that flat stomach and v from my hips anymore, but i’m happy that i have some kinda presence now. second of all, who are you to judge, mister i can’t button my chefs jacket properly because my belly will rip it to shreds the same way your ass has busted through your shorts. it’s really getting on my nerves that the people at work keep discussing my weight and looks as if it matters to them. seriously, shut up.
i may not be the skinniest or the sexiest guy at work, but i can always become just that. your personality and venomous thoughts will remain unchanged though.
side note, my coworker karen still slaps my butt every time she clocks in and keeps telling me how she loves my bubble butt and wants some of it. no girl. get your own. keep squatting like you’re giving birth in the forest, hun. you’ll get there.
k. my dash is all about queen bey tonight. i’ll come back in three days.